class 2b here i come (: at
Monday, August 31, 2009
♥ jess
Always wanted to learn bike since im young, cos im really not a 'car' person. I know i know.. bike really dangerous, butt yea, i still wanna learn. =p Actually wanna to learn after my poly when i got a job with stable income. But but but but but
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My irritating beloved brother gonna sponsor me to let me take my bike license! Whoooooo.. happy lo~ think its my advance birthday present. Gonna go reg by next week i think, hope is not 一场欢喜一场空. If everything goes smoothly, hope i can get my license in less than 6 months!
Helllllllllloooooo thereee ~ yup yup yup, as you can see, i chopped off my hair already! not really short but still short la. =p i was damn nervous at chap2 la, my heart nearly pop out when the hairstylist SNAPPED away my hair.
Sushi with rong is superb! Gossip Updated each other with the things happening, we keep on laughing lo.
Ice cream supper with jy, wh and v is goood !
okok, nothing to update alr, just wanna show u all my short hair, HAHAHAHAHA ~ Looking forward to wed (:
Just managed to study browse thru all the 6p's for tml test. Feeeling very tired now, gonna sleep soon.
I am very very sad, why can't you go away? I don wanna see you, yea, i don wanna see you ever again ! just go away okay?! Very irritated when i saw you. Yes.. I'm talking about... MY FREAKING BIG PIMPLE! DAMNIT!! somemore its inbetween my eyebrows, freak! i look like a inpunehneh!!!
k, gonna check up on something and off i go to sleep (:
twitter is gonecase shit. at
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
♥ jess
Very irritated! i wanna tweet but cant! fb-ing talk is cool, quality assurance talk is bored. CE CE here i come. Anyway.. There's test tml, and its java :/ crap lo. Okayyy, im gonna go bathe now and get some sleep, can't be late tml ((:
Work is good, singaporean is.. erm. always kiasu. That actually makes my work easierr (: Happy happy! i can sense money coming. job scope is very very very easy toooooo :D
Finding random people to take pics is .. er, cool? hahahaha.
If you think your life real sucky, you should read this :D
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"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"
"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML"
"Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML"
"Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML"
"Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved about me, got down on one knee and pulled out the little blue box I had been hoping for, for so long. He opened the box and there was a note inside that said, "April Fools!" FML"
"Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML"
"Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML"
"Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgewise for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML"
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Hahahahaha.. all this shit cracks me up. Laughing like a retard now :DD
Happy 44th Birthday Singapore (: at
Monday, August 10, 2009
♥ jess
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP~ Still cannot upload pickos, dunno what's wrong with blogger too. Its superly irritating. Butt, i'm still happyyyy, cos its Singapore 44th birthday (:
Spend my day watching NDP at home with meimei and irritating brother. OKAY LA! Nothing much, very lazy to update.
The story of typical women at
Friday, August 07, 2009
♥ jess
I think most girls wouldn't be satisfied with their figures no matter how good it looks. They will be saying..
Typical women 1: Shittt~ I'm gaining weight. Typical women 2: Aiya, my face is fat. Typical women 3: Oh no, my butt is so .... Typical women 4: Wah die, my friend seems slimmer than me. Typical women 5: If only i can lose 2 more kg, i'll look better in this dress.
Yes Yes Yes.. The list goes on and on...
So, have you ever thought of slimming down, even though your friends said you look okay? *nod nod* (Ohhh, i can sense there's a lot of girls nodding!)
Yep, me too have tried to slim down. I still remember the most extreme way I've tried is .. Not eating anything.
Yes.. The longest period I've gone without food is around 1 week. Of cos i still eat fruits, like apple and drink a lot of plain water. Indeed i managed to lose weight, around 5kg. (Mind you, 5kg in one week is bloody hell a lot!!)
Typical women: Wahh.. so good~ that's a lot.
Yep, I thought so too. But then, My weight doesn't seem to drop anymore in the 2nd week.
Typical women: Continue not eating lo, since can lose so many kg.
Buttt.. How can i resists all these
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Yesss ! All these sinful thing you see above is so TEMPTINGGGGG ~ How can i still control myself after starving for 1 week?? you tell me la ~
So, in the end ...
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I found myself eating AGAIN, even more than before. Gaining back weight that I've already lost. EHHH NO NO, I gained much more weight. BLOODY HELLLL ~
I can even sense something screaming at me :(
And that thing is . . . .
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So sad lo, even my weighing machine wanna scream at me :((
Hmmmmm.. so what should i do to slim down efficiently and healthily ?? *Ponderinggggg*
OHHH WAIT WAIT!!! I remember reading some cool slimming technology that can help me.
Typical women: What What??? tell me tell me! Jess: Don't want! It's a secret. Typical Women: Tell me lei, PLEASEEEEE~ Jess: Hmmmm.. you cannot tell anybody k? Typical women: OKOK, FASTERRRR TELL MEEE Jess: The secret is .... Ultra Cavitation! Typical women: HUH?? Cavi what? What is that? Jess: C-A-V-I-T-A-T-I-O-N, its the latest technology in slimming. Typical women: Safe a not? Why never hear this slimming technology before? Jess: Of cos safe la! You know it requires a N2 license anot? Typical women: N2 license? You mean from National Environment Agency? Jess: YES YES Typical women: WHOAAAAA~ Tell me more about this cavitation thingy! Jess: Okay.. it actually makes use of stable cavitations to obtain the best results by breaking fat cells membrane through the bursting of micro-bubbles. The complex fatty acids are then broken down into simpler fatty acids. These simple fatty acids can then be passed out through excretory system. Typical women: Hmmmm? Jess: Ai ya, let me show you a picture about what happens during cavitation.
Typical women: Seems Quite good Jess: Of cos good.. 1. Body weight is loss, 2. Fat tissues are reduced, 3. No collateral effects Typical women: Hmmm? Jess: Hai ya, show you evidence, don't say I lie to you.
Typical women: omggggg, I wanna try! Jess: Then what you still waiting for???
“Make an appointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.”
----- Credits: pickos from google images, cenosis, and me (:
Boringggggggggggggggggg~ I am so so so so so so so bored la. Wanted to go back school for talk but couldn't wake up in the end. RAHHHHH !
I wanted to upload pickos, but damn blogger is so lousy nowadays. I wanted to go eat sushi, but but but.. I wanted to watch drama, but when i hit play, i couldn't concentrate.
Something wrong with me.
UT3 coming soon, time to study. Jess o Jess GOGOGO !!
Hello there, I'm Jessica, not Jessica Simpson nor Jessica Alba. My mama tell me that i shouldn't talk to stranger, so if you are one, please click on the x at the top
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