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I think most girls wouldn't be satisfied with their figures no matter how good it looks. They will be saying..
Typical women 1: Shittt~ I'm gaining weight.
Typical women 2: Aiya, my face is fat.
Typical women 3: Oh no, my butt is so ....
Typical women 4: Wah die, my friend seems slimmer than me.
Typical women 5: If only i can lose 2 more kg, i'll look better in this dress.
Yes Yes Yes.. The list goes on and on...
So, have you ever thought of slimming down, even though your friends said you look okay? *nod nod* (Ohhh, i can sense there's a lot of girls nodding!)
Yep, me too have tried to slim down. I still remember the most extreme way I've tried is ..
Not eating anything.
Yes.. The longest period I've gone without food is around 1 week. Of cos i still eat fruits, like apple and drink a lot of plain water. Indeed i managed to lose weight, around 5kg. (Mind you, 5kg in one week is bloody hell a lot!!)
Typical women: Wahh.. so good~ that's a lot.
Yep, I thought so too. But then, My weight doesn't seem to drop anymore in the 2nd week.
Typical women: Continue not eating lo, since can lose so many kg.
Buttt.. How can i resists all these
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Yesss ! All these sinful thing you see above is so TEMPTINGGGGG ~ How can i still control myself after starving for 1 week?? you tell me la ~
So, in the end ...
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I found myself eating AGAIN, even more than before. Gaining back weight that I've already lost. EHHH NO NO, I gained much more weight. BLOODY HELLLL ~
I can even sense something screaming at me :(
And that thing is
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So sad lo, even my weighing machine wanna scream at me :((
Hmmmmm.. so what should i do to slim down efficiently and healthily ?? *Ponderinggggg* OHHH WAIT WAIT!!! I remember reading some cool slimming technology that can help me. Typical women: What What??? tell me tell me!
Jess: Don't want! It's a secret.
Typical Women: Tell me lei, PLEASEEEEE~
Jess: Hmmmm.. you cannot tell anybody k?
Typical women: OKOK, FASTERRRR TELL MEEE
Jess: The secret is .... Ultra Cavitation!
Typical women: HUH?? Cavi what? What is that?
Jess: C-A-V-I-T-A-T-I-O-N, its the latest technology in slimming.
Typical women: Safe a not? Why never hear this slimming technology before?
Jess: Of cos safe la! You know it requires a N2 license anot?
Typical women: N2 license? You mean from National Environment Agency?
Jess: YES YES
Typical women: WHOAAAAA~ Tell me more about this cavitation thingy!
Jess: Okay.. it actually makes use of stable cavitations to obtain the best results by breaking fat cells membrane through the bursting of micro-bubbles. The complex fatty acids are then broken down into simpler fatty acids. These simple fatty acids can then be passed out through excretory system.
Typical women: Hmmmm?
Jess: Ai ya, let me show you a picture about what happens during cavitation.
Typical women: Seems Quite good
Jess: Of cos good.. 1. Body weight is loss, 2. Fat tissues are reduced, 3. No collateral effects
Typical women: Hmmm?
Jess: Hai ya, show you evidence, don't say I lie to you.
Typical women: omggggg, I wanna try!
Jess: Then what you still waiting for???
“Make an appointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.”
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Credits: pickos from google images, cenosis, and me (:
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